I got a job in Africa kicking lions in the ass to stay in shape. I've swam muddy rivers and never got wet. I've had mountains fall on me and I
ain't dead yet! I can swim across the ocean on the head of my dick and eat nine tons of cat shit and never get sick! You say Harley's the best bike in
the land? Well you ought to be blowing up this Hondachopper riders ass just to say you're my fucking friend! Oh yeah, Vietman Vet and proud of it!